Pinky on PG Ratings

We just finished watching a Francis Ford Coppola movie, "Youth without Youth". Briefly, it is an exploration using linguistics as the surface mechanism, of human conciousness. After all, as many have posited, our sense of being is only attainable and described via articulation....so, both cosmically and spiritually do we exist before we may express we exist? I digress...this conversation is another post...However, I have become fascinated by the new descriptions in the movie rating system. This movie, for example, was rated "R" for sex, nudity and "one brief disturbing image". I won't spoil it for you, but we pretty much figured out what the most probably image was that earned this rating, but a number could have made the cut. Much like my fascination with the J. Peterman catalogue authors and my new interest with the company descriptions on the Hoover's site, I have become curious about the new more specific language in movie ratings. How do I get this job? With this new attention to detail and undertone, I might rate my all time favorite, "Wizard of Oz" as an "R" for its graphic representation of cruelty to and genetic testing on simians.

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